Gard is the name of the cool, the awesome, the elite. It comes from the old norrøn word Guard (same as in English) and means defence.
I'd totally Gard that.
by Mietcl July 4, 2011
by Hodawg April 19, 2005
A gard is the same thing as a cigarette. Usually used to talk about smoking and cigarettes when your parents, who aren't aware that you're a smoker, are around.
"Yo, wanna go smoke a gard?"
"Yeah! You know me, I'd never say no to a smoke, lmao!"
Or, if parents are present:
"Gard?"
"Yup."
"Yeah! You know me, I'd never say no to a smoke, lmao!"
Or, if parents are present:
"Gard?"
"Yup."
by lil gard March 1, 2018
The norwegian term "Gard", is another form of the word "Andreas", which means "Man with a small penis".
by Ekac820 April 10, 2008
A Gard is a unit of measuring, commonly mistaken for the name of a person. A Gard is measured at the same weight of 35kg or about 80 pounds. This tool of measurement is useful for larger objects or weight lifting.
The measurement derives from a small norwegian person with the same name.
The measurement derives from a small norwegian person with the same name.
by Klittum March 23, 2022
by yurilover September 8, 2008
Egocentric, childish, no feelings for others, awefull sense of "humor" and stupid. A friend who suddenly explodes on you for no reason and isn't your friend anymore. Super annoying. There u have Gard
Gard is stupid
by Like. NooneCaresAboutYou December 3, 2018