The Worst R&b Group Ever
they claim to be rapper's
but if you listen to 50 cent
he sings,
g-unit stands for gorilla unit,
but ive heard it also stands for
gay unit
The Members Of G - Unit,
Lloyd Banked stuck his
dick into Half Dolla's Bum
while Sucking Tony Yoyo's Dick
While Olivia, I mean Oliver Was
Using The Video Recorder
by iBrown July 02, 2008

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G unit started when 50 Cent joined with Half a Buck (Young Buck) to create ONE dollar which they then used to purchase some extra cheap latex condoms for their sinister anal rituals. After they cleaned up and ran out of condoms they realized they would need more money to buy condoms so they could keep enjoying each other's anuses.

That's when they ran into Sperm Banks (Lloyd Banks) who suggested they form a rap/homo group with him. They named it G-Unit which stands for Gay Unit or GangBang Unit whichever u prefer. Then Tony Gayo or Tuna Mayo as he likes to be called during gay sex came along and asked if he could join the group. 50 Pence said yes, but he would need to prove he was trustworthy. Later that nite Gayo's asshole had been torn open to a diameter of 34cm after multiple penetrations from Gay Unit. He was now "in".

So Gay Unit looked around for more people to include in their male porno set, they then found Oliver, some kind of Chinese prostitute who recently had a sex change. She changed her name to Olivia and said she was a woman. However, Gay Unit got a big surprise later that night.

And this is how Gay Unit was born.
0.50c - "Ay YO, Sperm Banks ma G Unit brudda come here n giv me a wanksta"

Sperm Banks - "Wat be dat homie?"

0.50c - "It's where u wank me off gangsta style holdin ma cock side ways"

Sperm Banks - "Jeaaaah"
by McKENT October 02, 2007

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A grand-father/mother/uncle/any other relative. Also used as a general term for relatives that you are not very close with.
I'd love to to the movies with you, but my parents are putting on a big thing and all my G- Units will be there.
by Joccoli August 19, 2007

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Rap for the suburbs.
Yo, lets listen to G unit in are moms Honda.
by Baraconda February 19, 2007

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Morons seem to think that those of us saying g-unit stands for "gay-unit" or similar are being serious. Wake up. You must be FUCKING retarded. Anyone who seriously believes that people actually think its 'gay unit' needs a cat scan. We are just giving him shit as he deserves. 50 cent is the most overplayed, overpublicised, overcommercialised, overhyped and underskilled rapper in todays industry. I compare 50's skillz with those of the big brovaz (if any of you actually remember their song "nu flow", the absolute whackest song of the century)- those cunts, those fucking disgraces to hip hop. Also, those of you who think eminem is "the" white rapper -- SURPRISE!! i can think of 20 white rappers off the top of my head, Vinnie Paz, Apathy, King Syze, Celph Titled, Esoteric, Ill Bill, Necro, Sabac Red, Goretex, Crypt The Warchild - to name a few, all white rappers (some of foreign backgrounds allowing them to classify into the 'black' scene). Todays real rappers are the likes of Jedi Mind Tricks and the Army Of The Pharoahs clique, and anyone falling under them. 50 cent is HIP-POP. He is liked by 12 year old girls and little spoiled white kids who think lifes all too hard. Those really from the street will know and understand, and those who dont are fucking stupid for not figuring it out yet. Oh and Young Buck? Tony Yayo? both EAT DICK. Lloyd Banks is the only semi skilled member of g-unit. I hope a real gangster like GZA or Ghostface fuck them all up.
example? g-unit like the company of little boys. enough said. One day Celph Titled will get sick of his shit, and blast his head to the hamptons
by RATFUCK January 16, 2007

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some fake ass wankstas who love the smell of dick in theyre ass
who this gunit bitch
just a gunit snitch
banks thinks hes tough talkin bout he gunna play
but when dem gangstas come around he run away
he a black joker
a crack smoker
he need fuckin help
he dont get girls either, he touch him self
by Junell November 08, 2006

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another term for grandparents
Jay: I'm goin to my g-units' house for Christmas.
Paul: straight.
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