Fwenk 

Fwenk is the kind of liquor you get when you mix up 4/5 red wine with 1/5 tequila.
It's created when alcohol reserves are low but you need to get toasted rather fast and with little volume.
Watch out though, one glass will get you stoned, you need a second glass or more to enter the "toasted" area.

Damn Frank, this isn't so bad, good thing you made it, the long festival days are really draining our alcohol supplies.
I know Iris, I think I'm gonna call it a "fwenk", after its discoverer.

Fwenk by Pukkelpop January 2, 2006

fwen 

a fwen is an evolved friend, greater than a best friend, a fwen, is your greatest ally and your buddy for life

fwen saves fwen from car accident
fwen 1: wow you're such a fwen

turns gay and kisses fwen 2

fwen by jimby-san August 21, 2018

Fwenty 

1. The colloquial term for the integer 35. The word is derived from 'twenty' and 'fifty' averaged together.

2. An interjection used to describe one's appalled reaction to the behaviour of another person.

3. Also commonly used to react to an unrelated comment made by a peer. The inherent unrelatedness of 'fwenty' to the conversation (lest it be about mathematics or integers) usually is an insult to the peer that has made the unrelated comment.

4. A spanish false cognate is 'fuente' meaning source, or river.
Fue en ti, meaning 'I went in you' is also a humorous false cognate.

1. "Happy fwenty'th birthday! You're halfway to 70."

2. "I'm so angry, I'm literally going to kill him"
"Fwenty!?"

3. "Does anyone else want to make a comment about the detereorating nature of American society?"
"I think that we should track down those terrorists once and for all."
"I agree. Thirty plus five also equals fwenty."

4. Busquemos para el fuente del Amazon.

Fwenty by mistel March 12, 2009

Gene Frenkle 

The historical figure (played by Will Ferrell) who introduces the cowbell and plays the hell out of it. A man who is idolized by all that are involved with music and has a beard that could give a heard of squirrels a decent home. He also contains a sexy mid-rift.

"Can I just say one thing? I'm standing here, staring at Bruce Dickinson! And if Bruce Dickinson wants more cowbell, we should probably give him more cowbell! And, Bobby, you are right - I am being selfish. But the last time I checked, we don't have a lot of songs that feature the cowbell."

Gene Frenkle by Zack Morris May 13, 2005

best fwends

What 12 year old Asian girls call their friends on Twitter.

AZNSaILoRmOoN12: I wuv mai best fwends. #retweet

best fwends by bigbadmama January 25, 2011

FWunk mail 

Jokes, pics, chain mails, plastic bottle warnings, "girl-power" poems, etc that friends forward en masse. Often labeled "this is funny!" or "a must read" but seldom are either. The worst fwunk mails end with the instruction to forward it to your friends and the person who sent it.

If my parents send me one more Obama fwunk mail I'm forcing them out of retirement.

FWunk mail by MyBears34 April 5, 2009

Gene Frenkle 

The famous Cowbell player for Blue Oyster Cult on Saturday Night Live. Less than a God, but MORE than a man. An idol for everyone, a father figure for most and a beard that touches every single one of us.

Can I just say one thing? I'm standing here, staring at Bruce Dickinson! And if Bruce Dickinson wants more cowbell, we should probably give him more cowbell! And, Bobby, you are right - I am being selfish. But the last time I checked, we don't have a lot of songs that feature the cowbell.

Gene Frenkle by Zack Morris May 13, 2005