8 definitions by bigbadmama
by bigbadmama January 25, 2011
"That ain't the only type of breast stroke going down in this pool!!!" - yelled by a homeless man at the public pool, chasing after a girl who just swam by.
by bigbadmama June 25, 2011
Little boy: Mommy, look at the dandy lions!
Mom: No Coleman, he's just...err...umm.. scratching his friends back. (Nervously pulls son over to look at the monkeys instead)
Mom: No Coleman, he's just...err...umm.. scratching his friends back. (Nervously pulls son over to look at the monkeys instead)
by bigbadmama January 25, 2011
by bigbadmama June 25, 2011
Mom: Terrence, it's time for church!
Son: Lemme log off of my FAITH BOOK firtht.
Mom: FAITHBOOK?
Son: Excuth my lithp!
Son: Lemme log off of my FAITH BOOK firtht.
Mom: FAITHBOOK?
Son: Excuth my lithp!
by bigbadmama May 28, 2011
British guy after tipping his top hat and putting a monocle up to his eye: Pip pip. Cheerio.
American guy: Fuck you 3 eyes!
American guy: Fuck you 3 eyes!
by bigbadmama January 25, 2011
Your roommate, Trent: "Dude!!!! What in the fuck are you doing?!!? In MY room?!? Naked?!?! With MY markers and construction paper?!?!?"
You: "Shhhh...this is some Dick Tracy shit... calm down Trent."
You: "Shhhh...this is some Dick Tracy shit... calm down Trent."
by bigbadmama May 13, 2011