Something that is bad, very very bad
"You threw up on my Mother? Thats Futched Man!"
by RMF June 01, 2004
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to be higher than you have ever been high in your life, the highest you can get
"I was so futched last night i ate 9 banana splits at sonic."
by Willy Blunts9999999 May 22, 2010