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Something that is bad, very very bad
"You threw up on my Mother? Thats Futched Man!"
by RMF June 01, 2004
to be higher than you have ever been high in your life, the highest you can get
"I was so futched last night i ate 9 banana splits at sonic."
by Willy Blunts9999999 May 22, 2010