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A device for measuring Fugliness. Measures in Fuglitons and SI/m3 (Suicide intent per metre cubed)
"Hey Mark is that a Fuglometer there?" Answer "No why?" "Well you know we could use something to start conversation and we are in a pretty icky part of town."
by gnujunkie December 16, 2011