Fugart

A horribly disfigured of deranged penis, to the point of it being unidentified as a penis.

The rhino had a fugart after committing sexual acts with the goat. His penis was swollen and bent in several directions.

by Bob sagott December 15, 2008

bucket of old lady fugarts

What your mother chows down on before taking you to bible camp.

"What's wrong with Mommy's lips, Daddy? Is it the bucket of old lady fugarts?"
"Shut up and pray harder you disappointing, ugly, fuck"

by ps i hate you October 11, 2008