Fucktasy

A fantasy in which the dreamer fucks their object of desire in the fantasy.

I have several fucktasies in my mind.
Don't you love having a good fucktasy?

Fucktasy by Kaylari November 16, 2011

fucktastrophe 

An event involving several IT System or Hardware failures in a short period of time. Usually marked by a several-million to one chance of occurance.

Will usually produce trembles, tremors and nervous ticks in upper level IT managers.

We lost a load balancer and two servers today! It was a total fucktastrophe!

fucktastrophe by seevo315 April 13, 2011

Fucktastic 

1. Saying that something is 'fucking fantastic'.
2. Used in sarcasm.

1. Gosh that sex last night was fucktastic!!
2. She's not leaving? Oh thats just fucktastic!

Fucktastic by Brade June 30, 2011

fucktasizing 

to indulge in inappropriate daydreaming about someone (or something), generally with sexual intent.

- Girl 1: I saw you playing pocket pool during class!
- Girl 2: oh yeah, I initially sat in the front to get a good grade, but I ended up fucktasizing about the teacher the whole time.
- Girl 1: Yea, oh yea.

- Guy 1: I got stoned last night and ended up getting the most epic ass munchies ever, but I didn't have any food in the house. I got desperate and ended up fucktasizing about apple pie and like 20 KFC double downs.
- Guy 2: Doooooood.

fucktasizing by totfather December 10, 2012

fucktasmic 

A portmanteau of the words fuck and orgasmic, fucktasmic is a word of excitement or anger, depending on how it's said.

Guy 1: Damn man, this lasagna is fucktasmic!

Guy 2: I bet, but this shitty hot dog is a fucktasmic waste of meat.

fucktasmic by Very Chewy December 27, 2006

Fucktastrophe 

1) adj. An event or action that occurs that is so wrong/horrible that it creates hostile emotions from multiple people that may/ or may not have been involved.

2) adj. A larger catastrophe than a catastrophe

Dude A, "Did you see that Octo-mom had 8 kids?"

Dude B, "Yeah! And she already had 6 kids and NO job and NO Husband!"

Dude A, "Now we get to pay taxes for those bastards"

Dude B, "What a Fucktastrophe!"

Fucktastrophe by DudeA March 2, 2009

Fucktastrophy 

When your shit is so messed up, it aint just fucked up, it's a Fucktastrophy

After the crazy party last night, there were so many beer bottles and trash laying around, it was a Fucktastrophy.

His girlfriend came over last night to break up with him. She beat him down so low it was quite the Fucktastrophy.

Fucktastrophy by jennlm August 14, 2009