A game that is played in a group. One person gets three names chosen by the group. The names are people he/she knows or it could be celebrities.

Then that person chooses which of those three he/she would fuck, marry, and kill.

*Note: Choosing people they know, from school for example, makes it more fun and interesting. This is not intended for literal thoughts.

"Ok. Tom, Megan Fox, and Matt. Fuck-marry-kill."

"Ummm alright, I would fuck Megan Fox,
marry Tom and kill Matt."

fuck-marry-kill by Pamp28 February 9, 2009

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fuck maths

Guys have mathematical rules on the ages of socially acceptable sexual partners (half your age plus seven is a good one).
To do fuck maths is to mathematically work out whether somebody falls within the age limits.

I'm 20 she's 16, which is not quite half my age plus seven. But I did the fuck maths and in 2 years I'll be 22 she'll be 18 which will make it OK.

fuck maths by The Dangerous One August 11, 2005

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fuck man

A mature fuck boy, who figured out it is time to settle down with one hottie. Still has all the same traits as a fuck boy, but does his 2:00AM booty call by poking at the same person. A fuck man knows he is still fly, and is the shit. He is just smart and settled down with one woman.

Ron is a fuck man. He is happily with his wife, but in the middle of the night he tries to get some action and knowing his game is strong he pokes his willy at his sleeping wife. When she awakens she says "Fuck man, put that thing away, I was sleeping and you already got some tonight"

fuck man by KCCORon January 15, 2018

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fuck mate

A friend you don't mind fucking in the butt once in a while. A really good friend

Who sarah? Nah you can hit it anytime, we're just fuck mates. Oi does she fancy a poundin'.

fuck mate by yellow juicy girl October 1, 2007

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