Fucking What?

The only viable response to something so utterly shocking that it leaves you in the ultimate state of confusion and disbelief.

*Phone rings at 0330*
Me: "Nnnnnuughhh... hello..?"
Team Chief: "Hey, just checking to make sure you're good to come into work at 0900."
Me: "Fucking what?"

by Nitedarer January 25, 2021

Fuck What

A term referring to ambiguous miscellaneous things like "etc." and "what not" but particularly stupid shit and with derogatory intent.

They are probably circlejerking and fuck what

He's been off doing fuck what for the last few days.

by Warble808 April 5, 2023

Holy Fucking Bingle. What?! :3

A phrase used when a trans catgirl hacker obtains the no-fly list from the TSA.

"holy shit, we actually have the nofly list. holy fucking bingle. what?! :3"

by Veila February 24, 2023

Holy Fucking Shit What the Hell was That

When something totally unexpected or messed up happens, this would be the appropriate way to react.

When a random flying unicorn dies from the impact of crashing into your garage, you would say: "Holy Fucking Shit What the Hell was That?"

Or after watching Oprah for the first time, at the end you would say: "Holy Fucking Shit What the Hell was That?"

by GayFish#2 January 17, 2011

you fucking what

What you might say in awe, disgust, or general surprise to someone claiming to have just done something stupid/not done something important. Usually shouted, often with emphasis on the "what".

"Sorry mate, there's rubbish all over the garden, it's because I forgot to tie up the bin bags"
"You fucking WHAT?"

by crobzub May 22, 2009

So fucking what?

Question to ask when someone makes a stupid statement. As I am sure you will use it extensively, it is recommended to record it to play ad nauseam (to a disgusting or ridiculous degree; to the point of nausea)

"The world is ending in 2012"
So fucking what?
"The economy is cyclical"
So fucking what?
"Your wife is cheating on you"
So fucking....what???

by rperazag May 23, 2010

fuck what cha heard

a term used to say forget what was said or thats a lie. What im telling you right now is real

Boy:(Says to girl) Hey i heard you was a hoe when we goin fuck?

Girl:(Says to boy) You heard i was a HOE?? Boy please u sound stupid. I dont know who told you that but Fuck what cha heard baby boy i aint no hoe.

by Mizz Hollywood Diva November 10, 2007