Frostrich 

A girl who has features very similar to both a frog and an ostrich. For instance, a girl might have a face shaped like an ostrich but with an wide mouth, a long neck, and then a fat ass stomach resembling the swollen belly of a frog, followed by long ostrich-looking legs.
Note: A frostrich tends to be very hungry all the time and may unexpectedly blurt out a "RIBBIT" periodically.

I wonder if the Twinky-fucking frostrich is going to be home any time soon.

Frostrich by Ethan Landers April 23, 2011

Frogstrich 

A combination word made up of frog and ostrich, and used as a derogatory term for an downright hideous girl that resembles the two creatures.

"Man did u see that gross Frogstrich back there! What an ugly bitch!"

Frogstrich by EvanB. September 17, 2007

frostdick 

a condition characterized by a cold sensation, numbness, and/or swelling localized to the penis, particularly after being outside in cold weather

Phil wore thin pants on a run in below-zero conditions, and came back with frostdick

frostdick by trainsimulator151 February 19, 2013

frostchomp 

similar to frostbite, but involves severe temperature reduction to the entire body.

i locked him in the kitchen freezer, hes so gonna get frostchomp

frostchomp by lefty_steele November 29, 2007

Frosticles 

when extreme cold temperatures causes frost and even ice to form on one or both testicles

When the weather report said to expect temperatures to drop below freezing, Jason wrapped a scarf around his balls to prevent frosticles

Frosticles by Luviticus December 20, 2008

frustrachio 

A pistachio nut that is difficult or nearly impossible to open with just fingers. The opening in the shell is usually present (as opposed to completely closed), thus giving the eater "hope" that the insides can be obtained through normal means.

After watching his 7 year old repeatedly try to break open the nut, the man explained that it would take a few years before his son would have the means to crack the frustrachio.

frustrachio by shambor fosi November 21, 2012

Frostache 

when your mustache is a shape of a Afro.

ex: "dude you needa shave your Frostache."

Frostache by UnMethRek September 12, 2011