1.4 friendship

A dynamic between two people where one person has invested 98.6% of the interest and the other only puts in 1.4%
This is based on the nominal body temperature in Fahrenheit and implies that one person gives all of themselves to the relationship and the other just rouds it up to 100%

Kim puts so little back into this, Brian is practically killing himself to make her happy and she barely shows up for a free meal. It's definitely a 1.4 friendship, he should find someone that cares.

by poprocksA November 3, 2021

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Friendship Conch

When it is too windy outside to light your bowl so your friends place their hands around the bowl for you...kinda like how a conch shell protects it's insides.

Hey guys, I can get my bowl lit, can you friendship conch me?

Darcie looks like she's struggling, she needs a friendship conch.

by RudeBoyBass May 6, 2011

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friendship pyramid

It is when you and your best friend find a girl to have a three sone with. One hits from the back and one hits from the front, then you high five you best friend while you are both inside of her to form a pyramid.

Me and my best friend did a friendship pyramid with the class whore.

by CatInBread April 18, 2019

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Sausage of friendship

Blokes starting a friendship with ladies as a route to eventual sex

I offered her the sausage of friendship and she took it all the way
Sausage of friendship only babe, you don’t have to eat it..

by nogbadthebad November 7, 2020

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friendship felony

behaving towards another person, actively or passively, in a manner that is hurtful and harmful to the friendship to the point of being unforgivable

Wait, so she knows you are going through a breakup and that you just lost your job and she is still not calling you back or returning your texts? That's a total friendship felony.

by AJeepGirl November 12, 2015

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