Friendish

An annoying person who classifies themselves as your "Friend" A Friendish is normally in the same school, work and other things you are forced to interact with randomers.

Friendish: Hey how are you? Want to play Chess or Knights and Dragons or any other exciting games?
Me: I can't I have to go to the shops.
Friendish: Really you just went to the shops.
Me: How do you know?
Friendish: I decided to moniter your shopping habits.

Me: OK Bye Stalker.

Real Friend: Who was that?
Me: My Friendish.

Real Friend: Stalking you again?
Me: Yes.

Friendish by That's not my Urban name June 18, 2009

Friendish

People you socialize with at work or in class, but otherwise never see.

Kathy:Are you going to the party tonight?

Tina: No. Sally didn't invite me; we're only friendishes.

I've made lots of friendishes in my classes this semester. Too bad I'll never see them again.

Friendish by Ciyu November 4, 2012

friendish

not sure if we are friends,we were once

players are usually called this

friendish by Anonymous August 22, 2003

friendish

An acquaintance who occupies that awkward interspace between friend and girlfriend/boyfriend. Although similar to the fuck buddy and the friend with benefits, the friendish fits neither of these categories exactly. The friendish was not your friend before entering into a friendish relationship with you. Also, the friendish will not become your boyfriend/girlfriend. Ever. You know this to be true, even if s/he does not.

I can't come to the party tonight, Cliff. I'm hanging out, ah, with my, er, friendish.

friendish by Juan Lermanito December 16, 2007

friendish person 

Someone who is in between a friend and an acquaintance, especially a friend with benefits or someone you have hooked up with.

Person 1: Hey, you doing anything tomorrow?
Person 2: Yeah, I guess I'm hanging out with my friendish person.
Person 1: Ohhh. Have fun(;

friendish person by K311ybitches December 20, 2011

Friendship Shot 

A shot of alcohol (originally between bros) taken to celebrate a mutual comradery between friends.

L: Hey man, you want to take a shot to celebrate our friendship? A...friendship shot?
V: You’re god damn right I do, great invention

Friendship Shot by VictorTalent October 21, 2019

Terminal Friendship 

The act of suddenly caring about someone or having a sudden desperate need to be a positive part of someone’s last bit of life when they suddenly become stricken with a terminal illness, knowing full well that before becoming sick that there really was no meaningful friendship in the years leading up to the terminal diagnosis.

This can be applied to anyone you may have been close with in the past, like a family member or former friend that you’ve rarely seen or communicated with in the last many years due a falling out or because they were a well known asshole that you have supported financially.

The existence of this type of friendship is purely self-motivating for the person seeking a closer relationship with the terminally ill. Money and other assets typically surround the motivation. Guilt can also be another reason to seek this friendship, but still self-motivating nontheless.

Unfortunately, this term most often can be applied to 40yr old bitch daughters with shitty credit that have been punching meal tickets off of their parents, squatting rent free in their rental properties, driving their cars, seeking a never ending bailout, and spent the last 39 yrs of their meaningless lives being a terror to everyone in their immediate family construct; only to have a sudden change of heart now that the person who has been sustaining them financially is at their weakest point.

1.) Hey sis, if you aren’t here for just a terminal friendship, then why did you put our involet, bed ridden mother, into a wheel chair, take her downtown and transfer her car title into your name without telling anyone?

2.) We havent seen Aunty around for the last 20-30 yrs, and mom always talked about how she never had a really tight relationship with her, but now they’re enjoying a terminal relationship so Aunty doesn’t have to live with guilt when mom is gone.

Terminal Friendship by Bogdaddywags February 12, 2019