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1.
Bread from Francethat's long, airy and crunchy. Good with mozzarella cheese and butter melted on top.
My little bro hates French bread...what's his problem?
by RatchetBoo July 05, 2003
 
2.
An item best used to whack the living daylights out of cynical wankers, especially when stale
One night, the little girl got sick of the ugly dude trying to feel on her, so she beat him senseless with an old, crusty loaf of French bread.
by Anonymous September 09, 2003
 
3.
French bread is the term to use when describing an incredibly large/long penis; you only expected it to be seen in porn, not real life.
That dick reminds me of a hard,burnt french bread.
by French Bread February 04, 2010