Frankentitties 

(n.) Altered boobies either surgically enhanced by a professional or mangled from some sort of freak accident.

This is the proper western spelling of this word. It is commonly misspelled with only two "t's" instead of three.

Whoa dude, what's wrong with that girl's breast, she has some major frankentitties.

Sally, a small breasted women unhappy with her fried eggs went to the doctor get some frankentitties.

Frankentitties by Spaghettiwest July 30, 2009

frankation 

To purposely avoid contact with a friend for a certain period of time.

If you want to know why we didn't call you from Las Vegas, it is because we needed a frankation from you.

frankation by PasadenaMike July 13, 2009

franktastic 

To experience something so profoundly wonderful words can rarely explain it.

Betty: Well Gladys what did you think of that protein shake?
Gladys: It was Franktastic

franktastic by Sideswipe December 12, 2006

Frankentits 

Breasts that have been surgically enlarged unnecessarily for purely selfish, vain, reasons -an act most men find to be very misleading and dishonest, an act that totally ruins a breast in the minds of men, because the wonderful shape and feel of a natural breast of any natural size and shape, is one of lifes sweet wonders, a botched boob job: "the scar tissue around the areola and the unusually curved bumps on her chest made me want to heave"

Seen on many C D and lower grade Celebrities, desperately trying to reverse the ravages of father time, sadly becoming more and more prevalent in more and more communites, Most porn stars and real estate agents in and around major capitol cities see them as an investment giving scant regard as to the long term consequences See Dolly Parton, See Dolly Buster" Will you look at the frankentits on that Stripper! you can see all the scars! Aaaaaaaargh!"

Frankentits by Bosombuddy June 11, 2006

FRANKEXIT 

When Frank decides to leave the building and, instead of saying "hey guys I'm leaving", he says "Frank-Exit", and then quickly walks out of the building.

Random creepy stranger at bar: hey Frank stay for another drink please I want to talk about the illuminati with you and how your money is going to shit .
Frank: that's OK, please buy my mug off this site, FRANKEXIT Frank exits the bar

FRANKEXIT by Frank B. June 14, 2016

Franktastic Fuckfest 

A day of straight boozing, gambling, indecorous jokes, and hopefully sex with attractive women. One may only throw a Franktastic Fuckfest if he or she knows a Frank and has invited said Frank.

Zak: Gee That was one crazy night with the Fuckster right Kevin?
Kevin: That wasn't crazy that was a Franktastic Fuckfest!

Franktastic Fuckfest by The Fuckster May 4, 2010

Franktastic Fuckfest 

A day of straight boozing, gambling, indecorous jokes, and hopefully sex with attractive women. One may only throw a Franktastic Fuckfest if he or she knows a Frank and has invited said Frank.

Zak: Gee That was one crazy night with the Fuckster right Kevin?

Kevin: That wasn't crazy that was a Franktastic Fuckfest!

Franktastic Fuckfest by Los Gringo Softball May 4, 2010