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N.
The system of ranks in almost qany social system. For example, in an office:
Boss, Executive, Salesperson, Mail Room clerk, and janitor,
In a school:
Popular Kids, Jocks, Gangsters, Stoners, Norms, Geeks, Morons.

Also known as Social Ladder.
Since I'm on the football team, I've moved up the food chain.
by Slavik Von Stockholm May 03, 2005
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Something used to explain how animals and humans eat what they do and why they do.
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A system used to define the standing of an individual based upon the use of "your mom," "face," or anything to stiffle intelligent dialogue or debate. Those who indulge in said saying frequent the bottom of the food chain. Invented by Markus.
Markus: I like shoes.
Sean: me too
Jarvys: your face likes shoes.
David: Down in the food chain

1. Jarvys
-drops to-
7. Jarvys
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