Fresh off the boat - Asians who can't really talk english good and they talk weird ending words sometimes in plural when you don't need to and making words singular when they are plural

Hispanics have it bad too
Fresh off the Border - term used when you see a hispanic dressing really fresh down the street and a gold chain and a buttoned down shirt but when u talk to them they talk spanish back to you
they cant talk good period
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Friend of Barack (Obama).

(In the 90s: Friend of Bill)
That FOB is a real SOB.
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Fresh Off the Boat (in Australia) used to refer to people of Islander origin. Fobs are generally quite large (as are their families), with a reputation for violence. Fobs make loyal and cool friends to both fobs and non-fobs, and tend to be pretty good singers as well. Also very good at rugby (Union and League). Not offensive unless you want it to be.
NON-FOB: "hey that fob is good at rugby and singing. I would bet that he has a reputation for being belligerent, but would make a loyal friend to me if I asked him to be."

FOB: "bro you just described my entire family ay bro"
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A fob is short for someone who is fresh off the boat, or it could also be fresh over the border.

Generally fobs have extreme difficulty in various activities that come naturally to those that have lived in America for a long time.

1. Speaking English properly.

Asian FOBS and Hispanic FOBS both have singulo-plural (madeu up term) difficulties. Asians tend to revert every word to the singular, such as "Five ticket, Ice Age." Hispanics will change everything into the plural, for example by ordering one small popcorn by saying: "One small popcorns."

2. Purchasing items anywhere - FOBS of all varities take a longer time to decide what they want.

3. Deciding what movie to see in a theater before one steps in line - FOBS tend to ask the most inane questions about films such as: "What is popurar movie?" instead of knowing what they want.

4. Flirting - Fobs do not flirt as much as non-fobs.

Fobiness/Fobness/etc is generally looked down upon because it is easily fixable, and defobbulation makes interaction and communication more fun and profitable for all.
When the fobs are at their worst, lines never end.

Fob: One ticket... Match Point. Student.
Me: That'll be nine dollares.
*Fob is now in fobck for 5 years*
Fob: Ohhh....
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"Fat Over Bush" - derogatory term that describes the spare tire that some women have which most often appears with low riding jeans and a crop-top t-shirt. Not to be confused with pooch which is much more sexy and less of a turn-off.
"Dude, she's got a great rack, but she's F.O.B. I wouldn't hit her with yours."
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Fobs (Fear of being small)

A disorder in which a juice monkey has the constant fear that he is small. Symptoms can include whining, food withdrawal, and drinking double doses of protein shakes.
"I haven't worked out today, I'm soooo mad, I look small"

"Looks like you're having a serious case of FOBS"
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1. (n): A keychain, often allowing for the attachment of an item.

2. (v): Furtive, clandestine masturbation.
Stu briefly slipped off into the bushed to fob.
by Bob "the Slob" Jackson December 15, 2010
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