Skin Flute

A funny or dumb way to say "penis" and if you are in music class you can make lots of jokes about the skin flute

Dude 1: "I'm gonna go play my Skin Flute"

Dude 2: "nah bro it's No Nut November"

by Crown Victoria November 13, 2020

fud flute

Term used to describe item used in the most modern of annoying pastimes

Can you ‘smoke’ that fud flute elsewhere? I’d rather not be ingulfed in tropical vapour

by Big aldo March 5, 2020

by JazzyBaby23 June 10, 2011

When a woman performs oral sex on a man and controls the pitch of the mans moans by how hard she squeezes the mans testicles.

That chick twinkle fluted me so hard last night I sounded like Prince.

by BallZack6 October 29, 2011

The act of sucking a penis similar to someone using a straw while the recipitant of the sucking are simaltaniously urinating.

You could call my grandma an alcoholic, every night she wants my champagne flute.

by Chavvvy June 22, 2018

"I'm back from practicing instruments."

"What did you play, the pants flute? HA."

by massive_schlong June 14, 2016

When a younger girl sucks the elderly penis of a convicted priest

She played the Skeliton flute, now she Coffs dust

by Th3 auth0r April 28, 2023