Florist 

Someone who deals marijuana. Marijuana is a plant, and therefore one who buys this plant would not go to a "drug dealer" but rather a florist.

...Not that kind of florist

Florist by SamAndTJ August 7, 2010

Florist 

Someone who likes smoking and drinking alcohol because they think it's cool and their so called group of "friends" will like them more. They also like dressing really edgy thinking it makes them look more cooler.

Look at those florists over there!
I hope you are not a florist.

Florist by MaxSG June 17, 2021

Florist 

A man who chases virgins with intents on deflowering them. More often than not, leaving them afterwords.

"What does he see in that prude girl? He could have any chick on campus."
"She's a virgin."
"Ah, so He's a florist."

Florist by cooch whisperer January 1, 2012

florist 

1. a really awesome, attractive person who enjoys flowers
2. most legit job you could ever pursue
3. best way to constantly make someone's day (and get paid for it!)

Whoa! They're a florist? They're my new hero!!!

florist by kansasflorist December 7, 2010

Florist 

People who sell flowers and benefit from people dying

The florist made a thousand dollars off of that funeral.

Florist by Jrnsmskcbrandom1234 December 28, 2019

Florist 

Flower person if a man is gay

That lady is so hot I love florist.........DUDE THATS A GUY ahahh notice the Adam's Apple

Florist by Greg August 21, 2003

florist 

synonym for the one like doris

today i bought florist some woe-flowers.

florist by speedypete May 20, 2004