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florijan 

Adjective - Sexy, beautiful, smart, intelligent, one of a kind. All woman drool after him, he is exotic and dominating and knows what he wants. You fall in love with him at first glance and he is the quite possibly the most perfect man in the world.
"Ohh i just want Florijan to ..."

"Woah look at that big thing..."

"He just makes me wanna..."
florijan by jebacnina00 July 12, 2017

Florissant

The last bastion of civilization in NoCo. A victim of white flight, and cautionary reminder to keep up your credit score. Florissant is a diverse neighborhood, full of black people that feel they are finally moving up and white people that are too poor to move away from them.
For people living in St Charles, Flo Mo is the hood. For the tough-ass people of Florissant, the REAL hood is the unincorporated areas surrounding Florissant that have fewer housing restrictions, lower standards, and taller grass. The unwashed masses in unincorporated WISH they lived in Florissant. "I live in Florissant, at 367 and Parker." "That ain't Florissant, dumbass." "I have a Flo Mo zip code!" "That don't mean shit. Those are county cops busting your keggers, bitch."
St Louis NoCo Flo Mo Florissant
Florissant by oldestgenxer December 10, 2010

Florijana 

A beautiful talented girl who deserves the most up best respect ever. She has many friends, but tells all her secrets to one special best friend. Florijana has one of the most beautiful smiles and personalities no one can take from her. Her family is expected to expand in a 2 to 3 siibling family. With such a unique name as Florijana. She is bound to be loved. She has a special connection with her "bestie", and both stay side by side with insiders that no one can understand. Florijana is also bound to have a hatred for giraffes. Whether a nickname or the animal she always has a way to insult it comically. Lets just say you would be lucky to have a Florijana in your life.
Person #1: Omg Shes gorgeous in every way possible
Person #2: Hell Yea. She must be a Florijana.
Florijana by PrincessSkittles July 13, 2012

florijan 

Florijan is the prettiest and kindest boy ever! Eva/Jenny/Anna could be the name of his girlfriend.
We love Florijan
florijan by Girly1045 December 30, 2016
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026