A northern state that over time drifted to the south. A state that is filled with 80 year olds driving 35 on the interstate in Cadillacs and Buicks.
Sam wanted to visit Florida for the hot girls but all he saw was saggy old ladies in one piece bathing suits.
by cbg0990 June 24, 2009
The southernmost state in the continental United States. Its nickname is "The Sunshine State." Though geographically the southernmost state, a lot of southerners don't consider us as "true southernrs" (well, those of us below Ocala, FL.) Thanks to the millions of OLD NORTHERN RETIREES (Snowbirds) that come down here every year to die/retire. We also have a very high number of jews down here. Known for it's beaches and year round sunny weather. Honestly, Florida is a pretty nice state to live in. You have to see through the BS. And yes motherfuckers, we are southerners (well, the ones that were born here.)
Florida - Southern State
Home to more snowbirds that you can count. Highest snowbird population in the south.
Second southern state where Hispanics make up the second biggest percentage of the population (Next to good ol' Texas)
Warm weather, sunny beaches, and blue skies.
Population wise, Florida the 4th largest state in the country
Second most populated state in the south next to good ol' Texas.
67 counties.
Home to many proud White, Black, Latino, Native American, and Asian SOUTHERNERS.
Home to more snowbirds that you can count. Highest snowbird population in the south.
Second southern state where Hispanics make up the second biggest percentage of the population (Next to good ol' Texas)
Warm weather, sunny beaches, and blue skies.
Population wise, Florida the 4th largest state in the country
Second most populated state in the south next to good ol' Texas.
67 counties.
Home to many proud White, Black, Latino, Native American, and Asian SOUTHERNERS.
by AC January 11, 2006
by Jacob December 12, 2003
Like most other states, nonresidence makes you ignorant to florida. Florida has 2 seasons. Summer and not as hot Summer. It is mistaken in the fact that everyinch of the florida coast isnt beautiful pristein water with beautiful half naked girls. The left coast has constant redtide and mangroves. House are constantly subject to change by mother nature, who has her own ideas about architecture. Florida style is not pink walls and tacky seafoam green coaches. That is what californian interior diseigners do to crappy little motels. Florida is tastefully latin. We do know how to vote, but the old people are to much of a pussy to just push the god damn thing through. We do not have aligators in our backyards. I have been a life long florida resident and have seen a good 2 wild aligators, and that was on one of thoose cheap tours where the aligators coem for the food. Wich makes them subsiquently, not wild. We dont love tourists, we love there money. Florida is a great place to vacation, but dont get me wrong. Florida is for floridians. Dont bring your fucking BMW's and building restrictions, beautification commities and stylists because you will single handedly sink florida. it happend before, dont do it agian.
by Master, Ruler of all things July 12, 2005
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by robocop911 November 21, 2009
My own personal hell. A place for the newly wed, and the nearly dead. It's an okay vacation spot, but when you move here, you'll see it's not exactly paradise. It's not as pretty as you might think. There's absolutely nothing to do, and no one to meet. Unless you're visiting a retirement home. The beaches ae nice, but even that gets old. Huricanes are the worst. It ains all summer long. The seasons don't change. It's just hot, really fucking hot, and somewhat chilly. More humidity and moisture in the air than a damn sauna. America's penis.
You live in Florida? Sucks to be you.
by WeWereInfinite June 11, 2010