What you get when you give your shit the ability to speak.
Timmy: "Huzzah!"

Poop: "You spin my head right round..."

Timmy: FUCK.

(Flo Rida)
by sleeveface March 15, 2009
best state in the mutha fucking country. down here you got beaches, mickey mouse,and great weather (expect during hurricane season) the state where the fucking snowbirds come down for the winter and ruin everything like clogging up the cities & driving at 25 mph in the fast lane. State where for some reason people from up north (mostly NY & NJ)move down to & start bitchin & saying things like: this place sucks, is so boring down here, I hate it down here, and I miss being up north. well those people can FUCK OFF !!! the only place where where the farther north you go the closer to the south you are & the farther south you go it seems that your closer to latin america. did i mention that the 305 (miami)has sum of the finest females eva.
the state of florida is da shit dawg
by 305boi November 25, 2005
Like most other states, nonresidence makes you ignorant to florida. Florida has 2 seasons. Summer and not as hot Summer. It is mistaken in the fact that everyinch of the florida coast isnt beautiful pristein water with beautiful half naked girls. The left coast has constant redtide and mangroves. House are constantly subject to change by mother nature, who has her own ideas about architecture. Florida style is not pink walls and tacky seafoam green coaches. That is what californian interior diseigners do to crappy little motels. Florida is tastefully latin. We do know how to vote, but the old people are to much of a pussy to just push the god damn thing through. We do not have aligators in our backyards. I have been a life long florida resident and have seen a good 2 wild aligators, and that was on one of thoose cheap tours where the aligators coem for the food. Wich makes them subsiquently, not wild. We dont love tourists, we love there money. Florida is a great place to vacation, but dont get me wrong. Florida is for floridians. Dont bring your fucking BMW's and building restrictions, beautification commities and stylists because you will single handedly sink florida. it happend before, dont do it agian.
Florida was beautiful, till you fuckers desided to come polute it.
by Master, Ruler of all things July 11, 2005
The 27th state admitted to the United States. Florida is a haven for predatory scammers, prostitutes, white trash, businesses predicated on dismal customer service, and people fleeing something (bad marriage, debtor's prison, organized crime, etc.). The economy of Florida is based on attracting outside people oblivious of these realities or well-to-do GLBT individuals to see post-teen so-called "performers" dressed in anthropomorphic costumes, relive the fantasy childhood they never had, and to visit nearly-abandoned beachfront communities (see: economic collapse). The state appears to be split into three distinct areas: South Florida, a largely Hispanic and New York polyglot; Central Florida, a region with no discernable product or industry where people who cannot afford South Florida live; and the Panhandle, which is more like Southern Alabama. These factors are offset by beautiful weather, exotic flora and fauna, and scantily clad women (see: prostitutes and white trash). Much of the former aerospace program existed in Florida.
Sammy: "Yo, I'm moving to Florida!"
Tony: "Who you running away from?"
by Hot East May 11, 2010
Candyland for Sexual predators
click here florida
by Who The Douce Are You? April 16, 2005
The place where you can cheat your way into presidency.
Bush won the election because of Florida
by Jacob December 12, 2003
A FLO RIDA is where a person sits on the toilet having a shit gives another person a blowjob, when the person has jizzed on the face and lips the person on the toilet stands up and sings, MY LIPS LIKE SUGAR.
A FLO RIDA is where a person sits on the toilet having a shit gives another person a blowjob, when the person has jizzed on the face and lips the person on the toilet stands up and sings, MY LIPS LIKE SUGAR.
by BOB JOHSON May 27, 2009

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