"dog, lets go get blunted hit up taco bell"
"yeah man, maybe they'll hook up the free flanagans like last time"
"yeah man, maybe they'll hook up the free flanagans like last time"
by jacobo garbanzobear September 9, 2008
The art of stretching a 3 hour movie into an 8 part mini series at the risk of boring the viewers.
Making an essay out of something that can be conveyed in a paragraph but without including any meaningful information that justifies the said essay but somehow managing to keep the reader engaged wondering why they are even reading it.
Turning a short trip to the washroom into a lengthy ordeal that spans three continents all the while your are dressed in a bathrobe and fluffy slippers making you feel glad Homer's Odyssey isn't written by Mike Flanagan.
Making an essay out of something that can be conveyed in a paragraph but without including any meaningful information that justifies the said essay but somehow managing to keep the reader engaged wondering why they are even reading it.
Turning a short trip to the washroom into a lengthy ordeal that spans three continents all the while your are dressed in a bathrobe and fluffy slippers making you feel glad Homer's Odyssey isn't written by Mike Flanagan.
Dude, have you seen Mike Flanagan's new show? He Flanaganized it so much that I fell asleep by the third episode and didn't even realize my girlfriend dumped me.
Bro, I'm going to Flanaganize this essay to hell, the teacher is going to regret putting a minimum word limit.
I need your help, my toxic relationship is Flanaganized to a point that I'm unable to end it.
Bro, I'm going to Flanaganize this essay to hell, the teacher is going to regret putting a minimum word limit.
I need your help, my toxic relationship is Flanaganized to a point that I'm unable to end it.
by probableitis October 16, 2023
A sexual act, either perversive or naive, when the penis is placed in the belly button of a female when the assumed intent of the female party is vaginal pleasure. This can cause either amusement, discomfort, or general displeasure.
"Damn, it, Kenny! If you don't stop Flanagan my belly button, I will have to ask for my camera back!"
by Matt Post March 8, 2008
sexual maneuver. 1 chick 2 dicks overhead h.j. with double facial. excessive gagging. gob-strings and phlegm.
The crack whore picked up two strapping young gents at the bar and took them outside for a jolly flanagan in the alley.
by fork snorkel May 9, 2009
A Dirty Flanagan is a commonly used term in Ireland. It is when a man drinks all his Irish Whiskey, he takes his penis and inserts it into the whiskey bottle and ejecaulates. He then shoves the bottle up the womans vagina/ Man's but.
Professor: Seamus where were you last night?
Seamus: I dont really know... but my friend Aiden told me that I got so wasted that he gave me a Dirty Flanagan.
Professor: Umm.... CAN I HAVE ONE!
Seamus: I dont really know... but my friend Aiden told me that I got so wasted that he gave me a Dirty Flanagan.
Professor: Umm.... CAN I HAVE ONE!
by FLibbidy January 24, 2011
(v)The act of refusing to take a shit over an extended period of time, due to constapation, medical reasons, or lack of prime dumping conditions.
The origin of this word comes from accounts of Mr. Henry Flanagan's pulling of what was known as "The Nine day no Shit". Flanagan accomplished this feat in the summer of 1910 after experiencing sub-stadard bathrooms, and a prolonged canoe trip excusion on open water in the South Puget Sound. It is disputed by many leading historians whether this event actually occured. Yet many witness accounts give substantial proof that this really happened.
Here is Dr. Sean Simonsen's Account
"August 5th 1910, Day 7 on the expedition, it is very hot and sunny here in the south puget sound. The sailors are getting wary and are bitchin' about how they have been paddling for so long and its not fair that I haven't paddled once over this excursion. Henry has told me that he hasn't taken a shit over these 7 days... HOLY FUCK! HE HASNT TAKEN A SHIT IN SEVEN DAYS!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!"
Although the this occurance is not yet validated, the phrase still survives.
and... trust me, It actually happened.
The origin of this word comes from accounts of Mr. Henry Flanagan's pulling of what was known as "The Nine day no Shit". Flanagan accomplished this feat in the summer of 1910 after experiencing sub-stadard bathrooms, and a prolonged canoe trip excusion on open water in the South Puget Sound. It is disputed by many leading historians whether this event actually occured. Yet many witness accounts give substantial proof that this really happened.
Here is Dr. Sean Simonsen's Account
"August 5th 1910, Day 7 on the expedition, it is very hot and sunny here in the south puget sound. The sailors are getting wary and are bitchin' about how they have been paddling for so long and its not fair that I haven't paddled once over this excursion. Henry has told me that he hasn't taken a shit over these 7 days... HOLY FUCK! HE HASNT TAKEN A SHIT IN SEVEN DAYS!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!"
Although the this occurance is not yet validated, the phrase still survives.
and... trust me, It actually happened.
Guy 1: Dude, the bathrooms at this camp stink!
Guy 2: Yeah I know man, I think I'm gunna have To Pull a Flanagan.
Guy 1: But this camp is for 2 weeks!!! Man, your nasty!
Guy 2: Yeah I know man, I think I'm gunna have To Pull a Flanagan.
Guy 1: But this camp is for 2 weeks!!! Man, your nasty!
by Jermango January 2, 2011
by Corbichoff June 2, 2021