Any coach who habitually misses key games and/or practices due to back alimony checks, long strings of traffic violations, or can't get into his car because he can't find anyone to trick the breathalizer that the State installed in his car to start it.

Coach also must appear to games intoxicated, and force his underage players to drink Natty Lite for every loss and complain about how expensive mint leaves are out of season.

Optionally, the coach must also sprint out of the games when there's a large fight and the police are called yelling something along the lines of "I can't go back to prison".

Must be inspirational.
Looks like Coach Smith is really turning out to be a better coach than that alcoholic dead-beat Dick Flanagan.
by JSternbruiser January 29, 2009
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A Highschool in Pembroke Pines. Often nicknamed "Faggot-Land". Abundant in gays and lesbians, with the most stupid administrators on the planet... Most teachers are decent though, sharing veiws about the administrators with the students.
Jane: Hey cutie, what school you go to?
John: I go to Flanagan Highschool. You?
Jane: Oh.. I uhh.. I gatta go. Bye.
by Frankasey August 21, 2006
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Usually yellow in color, but vert creamy turd. Smells horrific.
Damn, did you smell the bathroom, Paige dropped a Rusty Flanagan.
by booskie562 September 9, 2008
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a girl who is outstandingly beautiful, has an amazing figure, and beautiful face, her hair is kinda as dead as the dinosaurs but everything else makes up for it. She also has an amazing best friend (caoimhe) and is in love with one man and one man only LOUIS PARTRIDGE (oh and jake). She is also the stupidest bitch on the block and can be a bit of a slut but who cares! (also blind af)
Person 1: Who's that girl with the amazing caoimhe?
Person 2: Oh! That's Emma Flanagan, she's amazing too!
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Flanagan high is a high school in Pembroke Pines that is full of nicotine addicts who cant go 1 period without a hit. If you go you can see a long line of people waiting to use the stall to hit there cart. Flanagan high also cant go one month without having a fight, niggas just can’t not fight its crazy.
Girl: Hey what school do you go to your kinda cute?
Boy: Hey i go to to Flanagan High, btw do u have something i can hit. I’m FEENING right now haha.
Girl: Ew. Bye.
by BDBC October 28, 2021
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