Flabby Gash 

A vagina that has experienced too much lovin', therefore it's inner lips have become oversized and flabby.

Charlotte Page has got a very Flabby Gash!

Flabby Gash by Joee Brownn August 3, 2010

Flabbygasted 

A state of astonishment, particularly among the overweight and obese.

1. Oprah was utterly flabbygasted when her husband timidly told her she had "put on a few".
2. When Britney got on the scales after a night of cheesecake and prawns, she was well and truly flabbygasted.

Flabbygasted by Stirling Argus June 7, 2013