Fitzgerald

It’s when an upperclassman on the Northwestern University football team gets naked and puts on a mask and dry-humps an underclassmen who made a mistake during football practice.

Hey Grover, it’s your turn to Fitzgerald the freshman who dropped a pass during practice today.

by BeautifulLoser July 11, 2023

Fitzgerald

Name given to a man being caught with their pants down in the gents with another gentleman in the same cubicle

I'm dying for a crap but the only cubicle has a couple of fitzgeralds in it

by JasonDick November 27, 2011

Fitzgerald

An unfortunate event that occurs when you are deficating in a toilet and water splashes into your Anus because of your fecal matter's plunge into the depths. The water often sucks up into your sphincter, leaving you with a distrubingly cool sensation.

The height from my anus to the toilet water was a long drop, so naturally I expected to get a Fitzgerald.

by Keith K. Marowitz April 24, 2011

Fitzgerald

When one is stricken with red hair and a terrible hunger.

I wanted to go out but I looked in the mirror and relised I was Fitzgerald.

by Professor Rangar September 20, 2008

Fitzgerald

When an anus experiences a combination of leakage and sweat build up. a "juicy asshole"

Dude my cornhole is so juicy right now, i think i have a full blown Fitzgerald

by C. Harrell December 17, 2008

Fitzgerald

Fitzgerald is a small, shit hole of a town in South Georgia. It's a place where everyone wants to leave but no one actually does, and it's Notorious for it's wild chickens and low test scores. It's high school strikingly resembles a factory from a third world country due to it's crumbling bricks and it's prison-like architecture.

Joe- "I grew up in Fitzgerald"
Richard- "Really? how was it?"
Joe- "It... it was terrible" *sobs

by xxxswagmasterxxx May 18, 2015

Fitzgerald

Your best badass friends that hang out in your kitchen all night.

That guy is such a Fitzgerald. Don't mess with him but always invite him over!

by kristenlovested January 18, 2015