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Filipino Footlong 

A Filipino Footlong is a Asain/Filipino mans penis that is 1 foot/12 inches long.
Person 1- Did you hear Andrew has a Filipino Footlong?

Person 2- Makes sense, he’s Filipino.
Filipino Footlong by Adam Standley January 28, 2019

Filipino Box Spring Hog 

A full hog cooked in this backyard fashion:

Build a big fire, throw a box spring on it until it's burnt off everything but the steel springs, put a hog over the springs above the coals, sauce it with a broom, flip it over ever now and then.
Dig a big pit in a dirt alley road
Fill it with madrone and bay
Stinks like hell
And the neighbors complain
Don't give a hoot what they say
Slap that hog
Gotta roll em over twice
Baste him with a sweeping broom
You gotta swat them flies
And chain up the dogs
Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
(credit to Tom Waits)

Filipino Funtime 

A large gathering of Filipinos complete with Lumpia, Pancet, and other home town favorites. These gatherings tend to happen in the largely Filipino populated communities of Mira Mesa and National City.
What are you doing tonight? Wanna go hit up the Filipino Funtime?
Filipino Funtime by djxpress12 August 2, 2013

Filipinos 

Mention the name of their country, this word (Filipino) or anything related to this country in the title and/or thumbnail of this video and you get random Filipinos rushing into your video because of those mention
Video title: My experience in the Philippines

Filipinos: *speed intensifies*
Filipinos by A Local Idiot November 14, 2020

Filipino Furburger 

South-East Asian coochie. Even if it is not from the Philippines, you can imagine it is and tell your buddies it was.
I cant wait to get back to Manila and start hitting that Filipino Furburger - with or without cheese...

Filipina nurse 

She's the one thing--and in fact, the only thing--that makes your hospital stay tolerable.
Duke: When I was in the hospital for three days after my surgery, I had this really cute Filipina nurse named Carmelita. Man, she is one fine pinay!

Luke: I'm jealous, dude. Last time I was in, all I had were a bunch of grouchy, ugly-ass Nurse Ratched types.
Filipina nurse by whimzzical June 19, 2010