When a man is getting a blowjob and right before he comes, the woman makes football uprights with her fingers in front of her face. If the jizz makes it through, he throws his arms up and shouts "it's good!"
I was watching the game yesterday when all of a sudden your mom comes up to me and asks for a 50 yard field goal of her own. "It's good!"
by azzkicker November 22, 2010
When you are taking a number 2. And someone is doing the same thing on your lap in between your legs.
by Bobby April 12, 2005
A Hershey Kiss Field Goal is where you are fucking a girl in the ass and pull out a little hershey kiss shaped piece of poop on the end of your shaft. Then turn her around on her back and flick the the poop off your shaft and into her mouth.
ITS GOOD!!!
Make sure the girl doesnt use the bathroom for a while so there is plenty of ammunition in case you miss the first few times.
ITS GOOD!!!
Make sure the girl doesnt use the bathroom for a while so there is plenty of ammunition in case you miss the first few times.
by Sibils October 14, 2006
what happens when there is one person getting perryed from both sides. Much like the eifel tower, the end result of the field goal post looks like a field goal post
by Yeah Tone December 15, 2007
An example of how big a guys dick is. Used only when one has a truly monster cock. Holding ones hands vertically over ones head in a parallel fashion is the proper gesture.
A referee holding his hands over his head after a field goal is a proper execution of the "field goal status" gesture.
by HunterHall February 22, 2012
When a naked woman has her legs spread so that they resemble goalposts, because she’s waiting for you to score.
by Fratty Frat June 1, 2022
person #1: damn, the bathroom is closed for cleaning, any idea why?
person #2: oh yea some dude tried field-goaling, major fail
person #2: oh yea some dude tried field-goaling, major fail
by pee pea April 12, 2021