FetusMart 

This hilarious website that gives you codes and graphics that lets you "adopt" little non-species fetuses in a variety of themes. I should know...I adopted one myself.

Hey!! Have you seen FetusMart yet? They've got pilgrim fetuses, Scottish fetuses, they even have a Pikachu fetus!!

FetusMart by Alternageek #1 March 31, 2005

Frustard 

when your drunk or extremely tired and you ask your friends to go and get some frozen custard, it comes out frustard.

lets go get some frustard after where done at the bar.

Frustard by Moodster08 November 28, 2009

frustarded 

Frustration that results from dealing with retarded people or "tards"

I am so frustarded by Mongo and his posse.

frustarded by K-Mancho April 22, 2009

frustarded 

When a person is so frustrated, they end up doing something really retarded out of frustration, with sometimes hilarious results.

He was so frustarded trying to parallel park that he banged his head on the steering wheel and it broke.

frustarded by Stram Broker August 25, 2009

fetuscarpet 

When you shove a mid carriage up her pussy. Also woks with live kittens

I did a fetuscarpet on my girlfriend after the baby died

fetuscarpet by Johnathan dirtyslut January 5, 2017

Fatstard 

Afflicted with all the characteristics of bastardom and an uncommonly large ass.

"look at that fatstard, crying while eating a suppository... pathetic"

Fatstard by MegaProdigy May 26, 2008

Fustard cream 

Take a custard cream and a bit of fudge, place the fudge on the custard cream and eat.

Do you want a fustard cream?

Fustard cream by Bob the friendly alligator ghost April 27, 2007