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fetching 

When a women is giving a man a blowjob and it slips out of her mouth and she goes "fetching" for it using no hands only mouth.
Last night my girl was fetching my dick like a pro.
fetching by Stevieeee April 13, 2011

fetching 

When having sex with your girlfriend from behind she swallows a bit of bacon rhine on a string, and just before you cum you pull on the string making her gag forcing her to tighten up all her vagina muscles making for intense pleasure.
Last night i was shagging the miss and we tried fetching, best thing i ever done, she was only a little sick on the pillow.
fetching by !!terry!! August 29, 2010

fetching 

An act of sexual pleasure between two or more homosexual men in wich one cums in another anus. He then puts his lips to orifice and sucks out the cum/shit and spits it into the firsts mans ass, who then swallows with glee
I accidentaly downloaded fetching porn.
fetching by Danny Summ June 17, 2005

fetching 

To be having a threesome (2 girls and a guy) pounding it anal and cum in her asshole and the other girl eats the cum as she squeezes it out...
Man I had this crazy ass threesome the other nite, and this bitch started fetching my girl..
fetching by banru October 16, 2007

Fetching 

A mean girls reference used as code for stealing
Omg that’s so fetch are we fetching that
Fetching by K12mimz on insta April 27, 2020

Fetching the cow 

to fetch the cow

verb

Taken from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", to fetch the cow is to react disproportionately and inappropriately over a very small insult or slight. Can also be shortened to simply "fetching".
Man 1: Your scarf's quite gay.
Man 2: Say's you, fucking homo, I hate you. Your mum's sucking my cock every night, and I'm wearing this fucking scarf when she does it.
Man 1: Mate, stop fetching the cow.
Fetching the cow by FetchezLaVache November 2, 2010
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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