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8.
Dressing up your testicles in holiday attire

(derived from the words festive and testicles)
whenever christmas rolls around Jim paints lefty green and righty red making his festicles look mighty jolly
by G·r·a·h·a·m June 22, 2005
 
9.
De Graaf concluded that the function of the female testicles was to generate ova, to nourish them, and bring them to maturity; thus, female testicles served an analogous function to ovaries in birds. He concluded that all animals and humans take their origins from an egg, which exists in the female testicles before coitus. De Graaf proposed that the female testicles be referred to as ovaries.
My festicles are bloated.
by ptosisT September 27, 2007