Ferreted 

The past tense of having have had one's anal opening oiled while sleeping and a ferret being inserted.

Jesus fuck-hole why was I ferreted?

Ferreted by undying January 9, 2010

ferreteria 

At LOWE'S the department where they sell ferrets.

Ferrets are in such high demand my local ferreteria is always sold out!

ferreteria by Kahdlibber October 14, 2017

Ferretdonia 

Established in 1999, Ferretdonia is made up of what used to be Texas and Mexico. King Anferny I is planning a revolution and depends on being sucessful, thus forming the Nation of Ferretdonia. Laws will be lax compared to other countries, and it will be a haven for drug labs, and money laundering.

I had my U.S. citizenship revoked, so I fled to Ferretdonia.

Ferretdonia by King Anferny I August 31, 2003