An impossible situation that serves no purpose anyway. Something unachievable yet completely irrelevant, like trying to get a live ferret into an novelty balloon for no apparent reason.

1. Phil had three minutes to shave his muttonchops before his wife got home, not that she'd notice anyway. It was a total balloon ferret
2. Guy to insane girlfriend "You want me to stay awake with you through all of the Twilight movies? What a fucking balloon ferret."

Balloon Ferret by sabbat7001 May 25, 2013

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FERREL BUSH APE

A FERREL BUSH APE IS A MACHETTE WIELDING SOMOLIAN THAT IS MOSTLY NOCTURNAL AND COMES OUT TO RAPE AND BURN DOWN VILLIAGES AND THEN RETURNS TO THE BUSH

THE FERREL BUSH APES WERE ON THE PROWL LAST NIGHT AGAIN.

FERREL BUSH APE by MARGIE MARIO December 25, 2012

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Robert Ferroni

A god, one of a kind, can't get any better sorry

Tougher than nails, autodidact, too intelligent to be here

Everyone was fighting until Robert Ferroni came in, the chaos stopped.

Robert Ferroni by Robjbf May 4, 2017

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