Definitions by jake1688

Fudge Bat 

Slang for an extremely long (length in inches, not time)dump.

Me: Dude, you shoulda seen the fudge bat I just layed in the john.
You: Really?
Me: Yeah, it was so long, both ends were out of the water!

Fudge Bat by JAke1688 February 28, 2011

Balloon knot

The anus.

Balloon knot: Named for the resemblance of the anus to the knotted neck of a balloon.

Balloon knot by jake1688 November 20, 2010

Ferren 

A supervisor who loses their job for sleeping with an underling.

Me: Hey, did you hear about Bob?
You: No, what?
Me: He got canned!
You: Really? Why?
Me: He was ferrening Donna in Accounting!
You: Lucky Bastard!

Ferren by jake1688 November 20, 2010

devil's raisin 

The anus.

As in "I had to look at her devil's raisin while I was doing her doggy-style."

devil's raisin by Jake1688 November 3, 2010