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Fresh Frozen 

A slang term for frozen meat defrosting in a pool of water in a Tupperware container in the back room of a "D" list restaurant. This term was coined by chef Pinto of Cafe 36 on an episode of Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares.
Gordon Ramsay: "What the hell is this?"

Chef Pinto: "We keep it fresh frozen, chef"

Gordon Ramsay: "I can't believe this. It's either Fresh or Frozen, there's not such thing as Fresh Frozen!"
Fresh Frozen by edniece April 14, 2010
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cryogenically frozen 

Slang for "dead".
Bob flunked science class. He's gonna be cryogenically frozen when his dad finds out!
cryogenically frozen by Kahdlibber October 20, 2017

Frozen Stink Pickle 

When you defecate into a condom and proceed to freeze it and use it as a dildo.
Jenny borrowed my dildo so I had to make a frozen stink pickle.

Frozen poop shank 

The single most horrifying weapon ever conceived by mankind. The mere mention of such a diabolical utensil is enough to send a sane man hurtling into a downward spiral of madness. The threat of a frozen poop shank is not one to be taken nor delivered lightly, for the second a man starts sharpening his shit in the freezer is the second he has nothing to lose.
Man 1 pulls out a knife and demands Man 2's wallet. Man 2 reaches into his lunchbox and pulls out a frozen poop shank and demands Man 1's wallet, and receives it.
Feroz is someone who is upright and upholds discipline. He is always calm and composed. He is the man himself who leads an entire battalion. He is everything that his people want to be.

He is always giving speeches to inspire and motivate the people under him in performing their day-to-day training activities.

He is committed and passionate about his job. He is confident in his communication skills and does not let his lisp get the better of him.
Yip Jia Hao: "Don't we all wish we could be more like Feroz in one way or another?"
Feroz: "You have to understand.. it is not hard to imitate my qualities. You just require a little more discipline."
Feroz: "One for the team! First and foremost!"
Everyone: "HUAAA!"
Feroz by FiladidasLUL March 7, 2019

suck the skin off a frozen chicken 

the intense ability to give powerful, mind-bending head. A person who can suck the skin off a frozen chicken has sucking cock and balls down to a modern art form.
Jen Jen is an all-star cock sucker. She can suck the skin off a frozen chicken. Once she sucked a dude off for a cough drop.

frozen mixed vegetable cocks 

Anything that Randy has serious difficulty with, also used as a stand in for "OH SHIT" or "FUCK"
*Randy burns himself on an oven*
Randy: "Frozen mixed vegetable cocks!"