That untenable ideology propogating the somewhat novel untruth that feminists are women.
Feminism is an ideological hiding place for creatures who appear to have been born of a union between a sasquatch and Janet Reno.
by Etymoligizer September 21, 2007

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The movement which seeks to place women above men and trample men into the dirt. Feminists will tell you that their aim is to bring about equality, but equality ceased to be the aim of feminism years ago. Women are now (and have been for at least 5-10 years) given exactly the same treatment in every area of life as men. Women / Feminists now wish to take over -- far from equality.
Joe: So Jane, tell me about Feminism.
Jane: Shut up!
Joe: No seriously, I'm interested.
Jane: Shut up! We don't need you, your just a man. A stupid male chovunist pig!!
Joe: O Jane, I can assure you ...
Jane: *Chokes Joe to death and cuts off his penis*
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Feminism is something practiced by certain women. They beleive women are equal to, if not superior than men, and deserve equality. But what women forget is that they are physically weaker than men, have to keep a healthy body to have children and are not drafted. The only right women should have is to choose whether to wash lights or darks first.
Male: Want to hear a joke?
Femnazi: No you male chauvisnit pig, i must go burn my bra in protest and not shave my armpits because it symbolizes something gay
Male: Feminism
Femnazi: you male pig, how dare you belittle wom--
Male slaps woman silly, makes her shave ehr legs and pits, put her bra on, shut her bitch ass mouth and cook breakfast
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The radical notion that women are systematically oppressed everywhere they go by a grand conspiracy called the patriarchy, and that all men have some vague undefinable privilege about them which blinds them to real instances of sexism or something like that.

Oh and that our culture encourages rape and shovels scorn at rape victims (called rape culture).
Susy is so big on feminism that she wears a tinfoil hat to protect against the patriarchy.
by ratty47 March 12, 2010

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The idea that stupid ugly women believe and say they should get the same rights as men, and then claim superiority to men. they believe that men should still hold doors for them and pull out their chairs and treat them like queens. when in fact they should get off their fucking high horse and do it themselves. don't expect equality when you believe in your superiority. Bitches, sluts, hoes, tramps, cunts.
Marci: womenz shuld get equeel raightsz!
Me: Yeah I think so too
Marci: yaaa can you buy me that purse????
Me: why don't you buy it. I don't think you need something that expensive just to hold shit. If you believe in feminism, then maybe you should buy it, I mean i would never spend that much money on a man.
Marci: I'M A WOMAN TREAT ME WITH RESPECT GOD DAMN IT BUY ME SHIT!
Me: why don't you buy me something?
Marci: THE MAN BUYS THINGS FOR THE WOMAN
Me: *facepalm*
by dungoofed2012 October 08, 2011

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Way for absolutely ANY girl (be it teacher, classmate, boss, co-worker, hell even the girl who works the late shift at burger king) to give you selfrighteous bullshit for a full halfhour about rights and discrimination when you've never done anything to a girl in your life and half the shit she's talking about never even concerned her and happened before you were even born. This generaly results in everyone within earshot to look down on you when 97% of the time you didn't even say anything wrong.

Many people are victims of this everyday but can do nothing because the moral highground has been stolen by whichever women pulled feminism on you.
John- "hey gary why the long face?"

gary- "last night I was talking about the olympics with amy and she asked why the men and women had separate events, I just said it was cause otherwise it wouldn't be fair, but she pulled feminism on me and locked me out of the flat cause she said I was a pig..."

John- "I feel ya man, we've all been there"
by Bluearcticmonkey November 11, 2011

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Feminism was women's way of saying goodbye to men. And now men are beginning to say goodbye to women.
"Radical" feminism is now being blamed for driving a wedge between men and women. But the truth is that most women were perfectly happy to sit back and watch it happen.
by Samuel Beckett August 30, 2007

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