when one female is urinating, a male or female straddles her lap and unloads poop preferbly diahrrea and or urinates in the toilet.
dude man Lilly Levitt is peeing in the toilet, im about to give her a suprising wicked awesome felix!
by Rj Webster May 14, 2007
1. A substance of unknown origin or composition.
I'm not touching that, somebody left their Felix all over it!

If nobody knows what it is, then it must be Felix.
by 90srcguy September 25, 2008
Tiny persons that use a lot of hyperboles when trying to speak. They live under big rocks in the forest and are known for stealing and smoking other people's cigarettes.
'Don't step on that rock, Felix is home right now'

'Dude, I got Felixed out of half a pack of cigarettes last night'

by Freddy3 August 10, 2006
A gay ignorant homosexual who is hella cocky and think theyr better than everyone else.
Your such a felix!

Thats it i'm breaking up with you, you felix!
by boombag February 14, 2011
a crazy gypsy who lives in a trailer park.( also known as Borat's enemy)has no gender.
woa did you see that felix it almost stole my money.
by the truth is yet to come May 28, 2008
Some one who sucks dick for a living . Bags no one but ugly 80 yeah old perverts. Definition of a Loser , someone no one likes but is stuck with . NO ONE WANTS TO BE A FELIX , SO ANYTHING YOU CAN TO STOP FROM EVER BECOMING A FELIX
Omg that kid is such a Felix , like get a life!
by DrakeIsSexy1234 April 30, 2011
The douche that will break your heart. Also known as a horrible friend.

Synonym: Douche, Asshole, Jerk, Trash.
Felix chose to be with a fatter bitch only because she gave him head.
by KarmaBiatch! January 07, 2010
a boy that likes to kiss other boys and then call them gay. AID's are passed on in the process, this disease is mainly distributed in the Philippines.
Boy: your gay!!!!!
Felix: no your gay! AHAHAHA GAH
by MMMMMMMMMM COCKS January 29, 2009
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