6 definitions by Death Monk

smeg

cock cheese

fuck me, is there mozarella on my bell or am I having a smeg episode

by Death Monk May 8, 2003

spracker

moron/idiot/person of low intelligence

are you filming with the sprackers tomorrow, Col?

by Death Monk May 9, 2003

spracker

moron, person of low intelligence and/or ridicule, idiot

She's such a spracker

by Death Monk May 8, 2003

sprackers

Plural of spracker

are you filming with the sprackers tomorrow, Col?

by Death Monk May 11, 2003

scrotter

dirty, useless leaches on society, usually unemployable with at least four delinquent uneducated children; where all your taxes go

Pizza delivery for the scrotters!

by Death Monk January 3, 2004

Felch

To orally extract semen from someone's rectum

I'm gonna felch you till your asshole twitches, bitch

by Death Monk May 8, 2003