A farcical television network that operates under the guise of a legitimate "news" channel. Its sole purpose is to pander to Republicans and to reinforce and propagate right-wing conspiracies and propaganda 24/7. One can get a good estimate of the number of Republicans in the country by looking at Faux News viewership statistics.
Person 1: "Hey, did you hear the news? Apparently they found proof that Barack Obama is an Islamic terrorist born in Kenya, and also the anti-Christ. And I found out that Hillary Clinton is a serial killer who's in cahoots with Obama to bring about the biblical end of days!"
Person 2: "Have you been watching Faux News again? These "news" reports sound an awful lot like conservative propaganda."
Person 1: "How'd you guess?! This wasn't from their opinion section, so it was supposedly objective!"
Person 2: "Have you been watching Faux News again? These "news" reports sound an awful lot like conservative propaganda."
Person 1: "How'd you guess?! This wasn't from their opinion section, so it was supposedly objective!"
by Thatguyoverthere12334 October 2, 2016
When you thought your cell phone vibrated in your pocket but it didn't, and what's worse-- it's not even in that pocket.
by Douglas Young November 10, 2007
by DannyAnnieBeauFanny January 5, 2010
Any artifice created as a mass-market product with endless cross-marketing possibilities, while making a reference to McDonald's and Disney's business practices..
The lobby in that hotel is awesome, but if you look closely it's totally McDisney Faux.
The wood isn't wood, it's hollow concrete textured and painted to look just like wood.
The wood isn't wood, it's hollow concrete textured and painted to look just like wood.
by pikamtn September 21, 2010
1)cucumber is kind of faux cock
2) when in fact he’s going to plunge the faux-cock directly into the hole
2) when in fact he’s going to plunge the faux-cock directly into the hole
by m.b.foroughi May 2, 2010
faux queued adj. phrase; state or condition of being trapped in a
stalled checkout line, esp. one that was initially the shortest and
therefore ostensibly the fastest, but which was plagued thereafter by
unforeseen price checks, old ladies rummaging through purses for exact
change, people redeeming coupons, etc. Makes you want to shout "Faux queue!"
stalled checkout line, esp. one that was initially the shortest and
therefore ostensibly the fastest, but which was plagued thereafter by
unforeseen price checks, old ladies rummaging through purses for exact
change, people redeeming coupons, etc. Makes you want to shout "Faux queue!"
I was faux queued up the ass by a little old lady who had politely asked "Would you mind if I went ahead of you young man? I've only got a couple of items?"; neither of them had price tags, so we had to wait for a price check. Then she tried to use expired coupons, and wouldn't take "no" for an answer, so we had to wait for a store manager to make an exception for her. That settled, she proceeded to rummage in her purse and count out out nickels, dimes, and pennies....
by Karl Pfeifer December 8, 2005
Up until reading this urban-dictionary entry, I had no idea anybody other than myself uses the phrase "faux bisexual". I find the term a perfect fit for the demographic it describes.
FAUX BISEXUALS:
A faux bisexual is a naive, conforming
girl who pretends to be bisexual because being a bisexual girl is currently considered "cool" in pop culture. It is a trend. Some people refer to faux bisexuals as "trendy bisexuals". The secondary motive for girls pretending to be bisexual is that they believe, due to pop culture, that many or most guys enjoy and are turned on by watching girls engage in bisexual activity.
Many faux bisexuals are so deep into pretending to be bisexual that they actually believe they are, even though they are not.
SEXUALITY:
It seems many people, regardless of their sexual orientation, have a difficult time with the definitions of "bisexual", "homosexual", and "heterosexual".
bisexual: a person who is bisexual is sexually and physically attracted to members of both sexes equally.
homosexual: a person who is attracted to members of their own sex.
heterosexual: a person who is attracted to members of the opposite sex.
example: a girl kissing or even "eating out" another girl DOES NOT make her bisexual. a person's sexuality is all about which gender of person--guys or girls--he or she is attracted to sexually and physically.
KNOWING YOUR SEXUALITY:
Refer to the above definitions. It is all about who you are sexually and physically attracted to.
FAUX BISEXUALS:
A faux bisexual is a naive, conforming
girl who pretends to be bisexual because being a bisexual girl is currently considered "cool" in pop culture. It is a trend. Some people refer to faux bisexuals as "trendy bisexuals". The secondary motive for girls pretending to be bisexual is that they believe, due to pop culture, that many or most guys enjoy and are turned on by watching girls engage in bisexual activity.
Many faux bisexuals are so deep into pretending to be bisexual that they actually believe they are, even though they are not.
SEXUALITY:
It seems many people, regardless of their sexual orientation, have a difficult time with the definitions of "bisexual", "homosexual", and "heterosexual".
bisexual: a person who is bisexual is sexually and physically attracted to members of both sexes equally.
homosexual: a person who is attracted to members of their own sex.
heterosexual: a person who is attracted to members of the opposite sex.
example: a girl kissing or even "eating out" another girl DOES NOT make her bisexual. a person's sexuality is all about which gender of person--guys or girls--he or she is attracted to sexually and physically.
KNOWING YOUR SEXUALITY:
Refer to the above definitions. It is all about who you are sexually and physically attracted to.
There are plenty of examples around. If you are a young person and don't notice faux bisexuals, you need to open your eyes and observe the world around you.
by Caite_Bug January 15, 2005