Fatwad 

1.) A person that obsessively eats and steals your food.

2.) A name you call someone when they're being mean, rude, or annoying. You may call them this when they eat too much or don't feel like getting off the couch.

She steals my food everyday..She's such a fatwad.

I ate too much for breakfast.. I feel like such a fatwad.

Get away from me, FATWAD!

Fatwad by IloveAdam<3 June 29, 2011

Fatlad's Food Ratio

Basically this is the ratio applied to foodstuffs, by fat people whereby whatever the packaging states as how many people the foodstuff serves is divided by a minimum of 2. Used frequently in the North of England......

Fatlady: Says 'ere this cheesecake serves 4 people.
Fatlad: Well using Fatlad's Food Ratio, as we are fat, thats 2 people in our case!

Fatlad's Food Ratio by Your Local Hero February 21, 2008

Fatwaz 

Having the skill to do something

Wow he's really good at the guitar . He's got the fatwaz

Fatwaz by R.Wright-Booth July 30, 2019

fatpad 

A thing to rub, right above the penis. Most fat people have it, and hide their penis there. A fat wall of flesh which you can squish as well.

I can rub my fatpad until i cum.

fatpad by TheFatPersonRubbedHisFatpad March 16, 2018

Fatada

Someone with a limited or below normal mental ability; a dumbass

That girl is such a fatada! One time she even thought the stairs was the toilet!

Fatada by Fatadacentral April 13, 2017

fatwa envy 

Wishing you had the power, ability, and above all the cultural approval to kill or torture someone who offends their religious sensibilities. Catholics definitely have fatwa envy, after being denied the violence of the Inquisition

Bill Donohue and the Catholic League showed grade-A fatwa envy when they issued death threats and howled for the expulsion of a Florida college student who took a cracker out of a church to show his friend.

fatwa envy by stogoe August 4, 2008

Fawad

Come

Yo! Fawad with me to stain some yutes!

Fawad by TdotSlang March 7, 2018