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fatbridge by hobo stew January 13, 2009

Sweating like a fat bird in a disco

To sweat profusely, in a manner similar to larger women in discos.
Rachel was too warm in the lecture, and was sweating like a fat bird in a disco

Sweating like a fat bird, in a bin bag, at a barn dance 

When a person sweats profusely due to the overexertion of a physical activity.
Dan : "Hey Abbie, how's the workout going?"
Abbie : "Yeah, really great thanks. I'm sweating like a fat bird, in a bin bag, at a barn dance!"
Dan : "Good work, you won't be a fat fucker for much longer!"

fat bird 

phrase to announce your desire for a reaction from random people, indicating a need to change the balance of positivity. can be highly contagious. usually yelled.
to neighbor mowing lawn: "yo, can i get a faaaat biiiiird"
to lady in grocery store: "Hey muffins, fat bird!"
when seeing an american flag:"god bless america, can i get a fat bird"
fat bird by Dayrock January 1, 2011

Fatbirding 

bumping into someone from the behind using your chest with your arms and legs spread out.
Kid 1: Why did you get written up today?

Kid 2: Oh, I fatbird'd a kid and he fell.

Kid 1: damnn

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Kid 1: I saw him fatbirding someone.

Kid 2: LOL who was the kid?
Fatbirding by Nightmare34434 January 19, 2012

fatbardha 

She's an amazing girl, but stop boys! She belong to Fabrizio and will marry him soon...
Stop! Fatbardha is Frabrizos girl!
fatbardha by Naataaliiee January 3, 2017