One who has the ability but no ambition. Someone who wants more out of life but without putting in the work and whom is a Fatty. see www.iamafatload.com
I was planning on working out today but instead I played Resident Evil 5 for three hours and ate a bag of cheetos. Damn I feel like a Fat Load.
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."