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Fast Lane 

The lane; which is commonly to the left of all traffic, used for passing especially when one would wish to speed
You could pass him in the fast lane.
Fast Lane by Jacobe October 16, 2005

fast lane 

I threw some paper right into her fast lane, 10 points!
fast lane by KLMS June 21, 2008

Fast-Lane Parktard 

The oblivious, offensive motorist who ABSOLUTELY REFUSES to move from the left lane under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES...
Who teaches someone to enter the highway at a dangerous, ridiculously slow pace and IMMEDIATELY move to the left/passing lane and JUST FUCKING SIT THERE...FOREVER, AND EVER!
A Fast-Lane Parktard, that's who...dumb-ass!
Fast-Lane Parktard by YAWA May 17, 2019

Fast Lane Cork 

When someone is clogging up the fast lane by going less than 20 mph over the limit. Typically, it's either a clueless geezer or someone engrossed in a dazzling cell phone discussion unaware of the constipation-like backup behind them. When the cork finally pops and the back up starts flowing, so do the middle fingers.
A freaking Fast Lane Cork made me late for work today.
Fast Lane Cork by Slugworthy March 30, 2011

life in the fast lane 

To lead a risk-filled, thrill-seeking, hedonistic lifestyle. Also the title of a song by the musical group The Eagles.
"Simplify. Simplify. Simplify. If I keep saying it to myself, then one day it just might be second nature. Until then, I'll consciously decide that I'm going to get out of the fast lane and enjoy my life."

-T. Suzanne Eller
life in the fast lane by Darth_Stimpy September 27, 2004

Camping the fast lane 

When someone hangs out in the passing lane regardless of traffic pattern and refuses to yield to overtaking traffic, regardless of how long the line of traffic is behind them.
"What is with all the traffic?"

"Some douche-bag is camping the fast lane and no one can pass"
Camping the fast lane by Erkadurka September 30, 2015