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Faisel Jaffer 

A Toronto urban myth, supposedly a large half man half bear that breathes fire and has the ability to manipulate your mind in a way similar to large quantities of LSD. Supposedly has fought a pack of wolves, a tiger, a lion, and the three bears simultaneously. Also said to have survived being hit by a moving truck, the truck was destroyed, he didn't have a scratch.
I'm sick of hearing all these stupid exaggerated stories about "Faisel Jaffer" clearly he didn't do any of this stuff, and clearly hes not a real person
Faisel Jaffer by Shin Ta November 10, 2008
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Faisel Jaffer 

A man bear who's legend precedes his introduction, spawned from the lake of Manitou and forged in the Algonquin forests Faisel was once deemed a demi god until it was discovered his search engine of choice was Bing. Also worth noting Faisel makes a brief appearance in the 2016 "Revenant".
Faisel Jaffer is a Bing using ass mothafucka!
Faisel Jaffer by SquidofManitou August 31, 2016
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You are so fashel dude
This guy is Fashel
fashel by KingofNorway October 17, 2013
Main Entry: 1Fuss•ell
Pronunciation: \`fəs-sōl\
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): fuss•ell \ fuss•ell•er
Etymology: Middle English Fesouel
Date: 13th century

1: something produced by mistake <a typographical fussell>; especially : a postage stamp exhibiting a consistent flaw (as a wrong color) in its manufacture
2 a: the difference between an observed or calculated value and a true value; specifically : variation in measurements, calculations, or observations of a quantity due to mistakes or to uncontrollable factors b: the amount of deviation from a standard or specification
3: a deficiency or imperfection in structure or function <fussell of metabolism>
1 : a wrong judgment
4 : a wrong action or statement proceeding from faulty judgment, inadequate knowledge, or inattention
5 a: a disordered, untidy, offensive, or unpleasant state or condition <your room is in a fussell> b: one that is disordered, untidy, offensive, or unpleasant usually because of blundering, laxity, or misconduct <the movie is a fussell, as sloppy in concept as it is in execution — Judith Crist>

Main Entry: 1Fuss•ell
Pronunciation: \`f&#601;s-s&#333;l\
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): fuss•ell•ed \ fuss•ell \ fuss•ell•ing
Etymology: Middle English Fesouel
Date: 13th century

transitive verb
1: to blunder in the choice of <fusselled her way in the dark>
2 a: to misunderstand the meaning or intention of <don't fussell me, I mean exactly what I said> b: to make a wrong judgment of the character or ability of
3: to identify wrongly : confuse with another <I fusselled him for his brother>
1 : to handle roughly
4 a: to make dirty or untidy —often used with up<don't fussell up your room> b: to mix up —often used with up<really fusselled up my life>
5: to interfere with —often used with up<magnetic storms that fussell up communications — Time>
6: to rough up —often used with up<fussell him up good so he won't cheat us again>

intransitive verb
1: to be wrong <you fusselled when you thought I laughed at you — Thomas Hardy>
2: to make a mess
3 a: <children like to fussell around with paints> b: to handle or play with something especially carelessly <don't fussell with my camera> —often used with around c: to take an active interest in something or someone <fusselling around with new video techniques>; also <fusselling in other people's affairs> <you'd better not fussell with me>
4: to become confused or make an error —usually used with up
<your room is in a fussell>
<the movie is a fussell, as sloppy in concept as it is in execution — Judith Crist>
<fusselled her way in the dark>
<I fusselled him for his brother>
Fussell by Jarred Dewhite March 21, 2008
faïsel
faïsel is a handsome boy who will always be there for his friends. Besides the fact that a faïsel is super smart and talented, he is also a great lover. He will always try to be the best boyfriend and tries all day to please his girl. In life and in bed *wink, wink*
faïsel does everything for the things he loves, which mostly are nature, animals and his friends.
faïsel also has soft hands and a nice voice because he is dope.
faïsel can be very vengeful for people who hurt him or his loved ones, so never get up his ass!
faïsel also means judge in Arabic. faïsel is beauty, faïsel is strength, faïsel is power
OMG have you seen your boyfriend? He is just a faïsel!
I wish my boyfriend could be more faïsel :(
I love my best friend, he is a total faïsel!
Children, you're all talented students, but you need to be more faïsel to pass this class...
faïsel by xxBReady4Luvxx June 29, 2019
When one is so fat, it is necessary to address the fatness in the pronoun.
She waddled over and plopped down on the couch, and immediately moved the Doritos bowl closer to her fatself.
fatself by anjilprincesa May 27, 2010

Füsseldorf 

The act of defecating out the window of a moving vehicle.
Ryan just couldn't hold it until the next rest stop so he füsseldorfed on route 80.
Füsseldorf by 55378008 May 2, 2017