fatself 

When one is so fat, it is necessary to address the fatness in the pronoun.

She waddled over and plopped down on the couch, and immediately moved the Doritos bowl closer to her fatself.

fatself by anjilprincesa May 27, 2010

fatelfie 

A selfie that results in the death of the photographer. A combination of "fatal" and "selfie".

She ended up taking a fatelfie as she was standing in front of an oncoming train.

fatelfie by Stinky Wiselteats October 27, 2015