Fartunity

That moment in which one finds an opportunity to fart discreetly,
typically following a situation in which this would have been inappropriate to do so.

"My grandma never waits for a fartunity" :(

Fartunity by Sassygassy January 8, 2014

fartnite 

That crap game.

Fartnite.

fartnite by KimJongUnsNuke May 31, 2018

fartnite 

CORRECT spelling of that game.

Person 1: "Hello, friend. Do you want to play fortnite with me?"
Person 2: "It's actually called fartnite."
Person 1: "Ew and you're wrong."
Person 2: "Nope. Fartnite is indeed dumb. So smart people like me call it fartnite. Now leave me alone and navigate away from my ass."

fartnite by Eoin195314235r1245 March 20, 2019

Fartnite 

A multiplayer video game in which everyone is farting on or near each other

I played Fartnite until the raw hummus, celery and tree bark had passed all the way through da system.

Fartnite by Ae5Ea8 October 22, 2018

fartnite 

Fartnite is what people like to call fortnite because the game is shit. Fuckboys and nerds post their fortnite dubs on snapchat and everyone could give 0 fucks that they won.

1. I just posted my fortnite dub.

2. You mean fartnite?

fartnite by Pussytasteslikepepsicola May 12, 2018

Fartginity 

The act of farting for the first time in front of your boyfriend/girlfriend

Oh my god! You will never believe what happened yesterday! I lost my fartginity with Brian!

Fartginity by Hola26 September 9, 2016

Fartginity 

Fartginity (noun) - The act of farting in front of a significant other in a relationship, thereby losing a sense of dignity and being vulnerable to emotional exposure.

Macy: "Scott dumped me last week, but I never lost my fartginity in front of him."
Ali: "At least he never took that from you!"

Fartginity by Apple Pie and Bacon December 25, 2012