Person 1: "Hello, friend. Do you want to play fortnite with me?"
Person 2: "It's actually called fartnite."
Person 1: "Ew and you're wrong."
Person 2: "Nope. Fartnite is indeed dumb. So smart people like me call it fartnite. Now leave me alone and navigate away from my ass."
Person 2: "It's actually called fartnite."
Person 1: "Ew and you're wrong."
Person 2: "Nope. Fartnite is indeed dumb. So smart people like me call it fartnite. Now leave me alone and navigate away from my ass."
by Eoin195314235r1245 March 21, 2019
Fartnite is what people like to call fortnite because the game is shit. Fuckboys and nerds post their fortnite dubs on snapchat and everyone could give 0 fucks that they won.
by Pussytasteslikepepsicola March 18, 2018
when u get an erection from getting a victory royale that a fart comes out
for example i get 12 kills and a win but then some sticky stuff comes out and that’s called a fartnite
for example i get 12 kills and a win but then some sticky stuff comes out and that’s called a fartnite
OHHHHHH NO WAY I JUST KILLED NINJA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *ejaculation*
oop guess i just pulled a fartnite
oop guess i just pulled a fartnite
by balec December 24, 2021
When your in the middle of an intense battle in fortnite and you shit your pants as you get shotgunned in the face
by Fartnite March 11, 2018
by Fartnite March 19, 2018
I played Fartnite until the raw hummus, celery and tree bark had passed all the way through da system.
by Ae5Ea8 October 22, 2018