16 definitions by balec

balec

a balec is a balec that has to balec

i saw that sexy balec the other day and he made me hard

by balec November 11, 2021

smocket league

add bourneo 417 to have a great time losing your rank and getting bumped every 3 seconds

i played smocket league with bourneo. he sucks

by balec November 25, 2021

bahabas

that magical place you have never been too

i wish in my 1\2 day life that i was smart enough to visit the bahabas

by balec November 25, 2021

shaw

the last name of the fat kid on your baseball team

or

the legendary prospect that has a dog that’s grows faster than the distance of his swing

oh no strike 4 shaw down on strikes

“i will tell u joe, this shaw kid is something else”

not in a good way tho

by balec December 24, 2021

fartnite

when u get an erection from getting a victory royale that a fart comes out

for example i get 12 kills and a win but then some sticky stuff comes out and that’s called a fartnite

OHHHHHH NO WAY I JUST KILLED NINJA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *ejaculation*

oop guess i just pulled a fartnite

by balec December 24, 2021

candid

when u take a picture of someone eating something creamy

no way he’s eating cum. wait this is a great time for a candid

no way it’s a twinkie *insert orgasm* what a candid

by balec December 24, 2021

garropolo

the QB on the 49ers that throws the ball but it lags in the air so he throws a pick

i saw jimmy garropolo in the bedroom with ben shaw and he threw his balls into his anus but it lagged so he missed

jimmy g be throwing more picks than a tiki mask bruh

garropolo is like if a wanker had a seizure while fucking himself

by balec December 24, 2021