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Fart Boxing 

When two people are performing oral on each other's asshole. Just like 69 but with the ass instead. The act of two people tongue-punching the other's fart-box.
Bro, me and Jane had a Fart Boxing match last night. It lasted 3 rounds before she got KO'd.
Fart Boxing by ragekageTheD February 23, 2015

Fartboxing

Derived from the hotbox, this is when u wait till your entire family is in the car and its raining outside. Once on the highway you fart you fucking brains out but cant open the windows due to the rain outside. All in the car die from odor as you laugh like satan spawn
Dude: just came from the funeral home
Best friend: how'd they die?
Dude: i fartboxed (past tense of fartboxing) the shit out of them last week
Fartboxing by Nickyd123 February 9, 2015

Fartboxing

When you fart in a car with closed windows and the smell is so vile that the windows fog up and an undefined ectoplasmic substance accumulates on all surfaces.
Fat Abbott was Fartboxing his vehicle with such incredibly rancid bombs that he projectile vomited all over his ugly ass soccer mom SUV. His passengers weren't so lucky and all perished.
Fartboxing by Liberal Joe May 13, 2019

Fartboxing

Farting in an unventilated area typically under a blanket to either cause distress to the next person to use the area or to enjoy the gassy goodness of sulfur and methane for ones pleasure.
Kyle: It smells so bad in here
Ben: But no one has been in here for the past half an hour!
Kyle: They must've been fartboxing
Fartboxing by LmaoZedank August 26, 2022

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026