Former Athletic Regular Person, a person that used to play a college sport but is now a regular person on campus
The ex soccer player is a Farp, not a Narp
by laxer24 April 23, 2011
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when you fap so good that it sounds like a fart
Luiggi kept farping in the busses next to here.
by radarorada September 3, 2023
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To simultaneously burp and fart at the same time.
Ashley just farped, by burping and farting all at once
by Dickie Smallz July 24, 2023
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The word for that little fart that you have sometimes that stings your butthole.
*poot* "oh dude that was a super painful farp." "totally dude."
by thefarpguy December 18, 2020
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Farting, Sharting, and pissing simultaneously.
Guy 1: Dude I just farped so hard
Guy 2: Put a fucking bullet in your head you fucking cunt ass piece of shit
Example 2:
"I love farping!"
by maladyl March 28, 2022
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Farting, Sharting, and pissing simultaneously/
Guy 1: Dude I just farped so hard
Guy 2: Put a fucking bullet in your head you fucking cunt ass piece of shit
Example 2:
"I love farping!"
by maladyl March 28, 2022
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Did you see the Farpers at the rally? Group discount on khakis and balaclavas.

These Farps all have XD conceal syndrome out here.

Yeah they're out here farping until they get called out in spot the fed.
by allotrion December 16, 2021
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